Background One
C orre voices pobabilmente Pirch malilingue did pretty certain and often fuck Gargano, the cruise ship "Sandovino" temporarily impristata the route between Vigata and Lampidusa, you qualmente spascia lassanno passiggeri, vehicles and goods in a sea of \u200b\u200bshit. By the way we wanted to hear the siren, the company that in recent decades has been the target of all lamintiosi. Our domanne has arrisponnuto the siren to the highest level administrator in Pirson diligere that has allowed the interview on condition that his name not muntuiamo. It 's a What do we do that normalmenti not, but as professionally and ethically 'nna sintemu Sucar, more concerned with substance rather than the shape of things, we accittato the unique conditions and we propose the interview para para nell'intresse citizens.
Comannante, but it is true that it is "Sandovino" is any spascia du 'and tri?
"First of all - with rumors about the firm administrators diligere - I have to make a clarification because I have symptoms in the press that our ships trachetto" Sandovino "a para of nights ago he had an engine failure. Deny in the most absolutely absolute that there was a poblem to engines of that prestigious boats. "
apologize if there's insistence paro 'nsistuso: Allura but what is the poblem?
"Evidentementi poblem there is a communication that we will as soon as possible to arrisolbere with a targeted advertising campaign and print through the media montelusani. The virità and author. Unfortunately, the gentlemen passengers L'autre night are taking the ferry from Vigata did not give account at the time of de 'ticket purchasing coupons class "Tour" instead of the coupon "Adventures" Linus is to get to Lampidusa. In fact, the commander of the "Sandovino" correctly assessed that none of it happened passiggero on board was in possession of tickets for the Pelaggi pinzino prosequi, gave the correct order of vutare autumn once sighted the waters of Linus. "
correctly says voss?
"Exactly. Taliasse, Spiece us the best. Not everyone knows that, but the class ticket "Tour", approx cost less, they agree to one way that Vigata Vigata time back to six hours. How do you see any errors in mezzannotti-Parties and returned to port at six o'clock in the morning. The passiggeri so you Ponno godiri or nights in the cabin (if oppizioni please choose the "Cabin Tour" in an armchair or if they find the place it happened blindside even cheaper ticket class "Bridge Tour." E 'sempricissimo ...".
So the mistake of gentlemen who have not arrived at lamintiano Pirch Lampidusa was just what he had begged tickets "Tour"?
"very true. If these gentlemen avissiro Scigliato the class" Adventures ", como say the Palora Stissi , forsemente would come to Distin. The Class "Adventures" in fact provides that once the waters off sighted and Linus Lampidusa the captain agrees to the possession of the tickets passiggeri specific Acchiana on rafts or on species means sgunchi gates lignu who was shot in the sea. Naturalmenti, everything after the signature of a waiver. Dear Sir, safety first! I was saying ... Ah, yes. The vessel was specially chosen to give a little rickety tanticchia sense of piricolo, to give the flavor of what kind of extreme adventure, a kind Trofie Camel. "
But this is included in the ticket price?
"You do not pay a single euro ecchistra. I said, before the captain fell into the sea dune a bottle of water every half-vacant passiggeri giving pinzino (and usually miss the attoccherebbe) tips on how to behave at sea, especially the ladies prene or accompanying picciliddri.
And now what happens?
"It happens about the vote before the departure of the commander Vigata pirsonalmente Pirson warns of the Guardia Costera the sighting of sea lanes in ink by Christians. Often - and unfortunately this assa harms the image of tourist Pelaggi - Varconi the category of "Adventures" are confunnuti by the press and pinion pubbrica as Varconi of "Travels of Spiranza" from the Libyan. In As an administrator of the Siren diligere pubbricamente I want to say that "Spiranza trips" are a company that with our North African Trasi not being entirely blissful fuck taliana.
spiranza admit though that we have to get even your passiggeri ...
"Qualalmente however, I have sincere essiri funn up in a similarity about misleading there. And here the court here is born of lli. Both of the journeys of passiggeri "Sandovino" and those of North African "Travels of Spiranza" will conclude with the arrimorchiamento a few miles from the gates Lampidusa by Videtta Guardia Costera. It is worth however, that a vote for the junta to DISTINGUISHED passiggeri of "Sandovino" to go where the fuck are libber Vonn, ie in their Arberg luxury or practical dammusi and facilities for rent, while the North Africans, in general tanticchia poor grain are housed in a very new Arberg two stars called "Reception Centre" of the majority of the islands Pelaggi.
Apart Arberg, Spiss admit that it is difficult to understand who is in the Varconi ...
"Our arricanosciono is easily virità . All passiggeri buttiglia almost as if they have a vacancy in his hand. I conclude that arricordanno soon be notified of the siren will replace the "Sandovino" with the twin "Pallab" in order to improve liaison servizzi respect of the people of Pelaggi and tourists in general. "
Philip Genuardi
filippogenuardi@gmail.com
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